Thursday, October 2, 2008

Help me help you

I hear through the grapevine that not everyone knows I'm here to help you. Oh sure, everybody comes to me to unjam the copier, refill the stapler, save their homework to flash drive and print from my computer - I even gave out a Band-Aid today. But what I'm really best at is finding the information you want. Need to look up a passage from the Aeneid in the original Latin? I got it, with the English right next to it. Want a subject to analyze for your math-class graphing problem paper? I can do that too. What about the history of the Protestant movement? I have all the answers you need.

All you have to do is ask. But I can't read your mind - you gotta come up to the desk!

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